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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

AUGUST'S SPECIAL GUESTS

APPLE SISTERS AUCTION RAISES $$$

AUGUST'S VERY SPECIAL GUESTS

Claiming to be from the hills of Tennessee, the “Apple Sisters”, Corrie (in Farmer Lion’s seed cap) and Seedie (in a cooler, summer straw hat), gave special insight to the Freeport Lions Club members into the sister’s fundraising efforts “back home in the hills.”
Corrie Apple did all the talking as she explained that her sister, Seedie Apple, is hearing impaired (deaf), and that she could only smile a big-toothy smile and respond to certain hand signals.
 
Sister Seedie then signaled to her sister Corrie with either her hands or the flyswatter, nobody was certain which, that she wondered if Lion Terry Anderson might “be available”, as she apparently found him quite attractive.
But alas, the answer was a solid “no” in both verbal and hand communications from all parties. So Seedie just stood there, dejected, silently clutching her flyswatter for support, for which all members were grateful.
 
Fun-raising Finery
The sisters brought with them their special “wind-chimes-for-the-deaf” prototype. Recycled from paper plates and empty bathroom tissue rollers, and secured with the finest bailing twine and yarn, it appeared to work flawlessly as it silently swung back and forth.
The Apple Sisters demonstrated how their "wind-chimes-for-the-deaf" prototype actually work as Lion Paul Rampanthal and others LOL'd (laughed out loud) in unison
Suspense was high for eager bidders

As the Apple Sisters proceeded to lead an auction for the prized prototype, Lion Roland Caruso roared an opening bid of $1, then a $2 bid from Lion Rich Montgomery, and last-but-not-least, Lion Bert Kersten ended the bidding with a top bid of $3.
The Apple Sisters auctioned their wind-chimes-for-the-deaf as Lions Rick Eastman (in back), Liz Mosher and Bert Kersten look on.
Lion Bert Kersten collects his very first wind-chimes-for-the-deaf from the Apple Sisters Auction after a winning $3 bid. Afterwards, Lion Bert was quoted as saying, "I'm pretty sure it won’t bother my neighbors when I hang it outdoors."
The Apple Sisters Auction donated all proceeds to the Freeport Lions Club, for which all members gave a hardy round of applause as the sisters made a hasty retreat for the door.
A big “THANK YOU” to Lion Sandra Janicke and her dinner guest, Debbie Wilhelms, for sponsoring travel arrangements for the Apple Sisters to be our special guests for the evening.
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